Stop. Thief. Wasted words, considering the perpetrator’s speed as he escapes with a peanut butter candy bar clenched in his teeth. And the fact IS, that he has no shame. He keeps coming back to lift more trick-or-treat goodies, one sugar-laced confection.
The hapless victim is a Bristol Township pharmacy and LevittrownNow.com is not squealing about which one. Let’s just say the little devil, a resourceful squirrel residing in nearby woods, could care less about his popularity with staff and customers.
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Why should he? He gets away with the loot so let ‘em laugh. He’s got the candy aisle all to himself and that’s what matters. Over time, he’s figured out that, if no one’s there to trigger the entry and exit doors, he makes his own way in.
“He’s in here all the time Everybody loves him,” said a store associate. Video of the little rascal show his audacity and cunning as he runs off, this time with a power bar.
“It’s good for him,” said a voice in the background as peals of laughter rang out.
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Bristol resident Kathy Krieger thought she was seeing things when she entered the store a week ago. She asked the clerk if the squirrel that whizzed past her had something in his mouth.
“Yes,” said the associate.
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On several trips to the store since that first time, she’s seen the squirrel arriving or running out with the goods.
“He’s very entertaining. Everybody loves the squirrel and is rooting for him,” Krieger said.
It was not known how many sweet treats the squirrel made off with recently.
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